
me pulling a knife on my grandma
IS SHE WEARING A LIFE ALERT
yes and she’s gonna need it
(via h-u-m-o-u-r)

apparently you can’t like a band if you don’t know all the member’s full names, every word to every song they’ve ever written, how many times a day they use the bathroom, their blood type and own a sample of their hair.
(via band-memes)
- the chubby lead singer that lost weight
- the short, energetic one
- the quiet one
- the one with the hair that everyone forgets
the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
(Source: whitedenimjacket, via band-memes)

sexiest shit ever. trust me i know. haha. that moment where she wants to kiss you but she wont? oh man i dnt think theres anything else so teasing and soo sexy. the kiss doesn’t even have to happen. its just that moment. where u lock eyes. look down at each others lips. touch noses. and smile? shiett. ugh hha.
so can i do it with you?
fuck da wurld
(Source: williamgrahames, via mercuriusaestas)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
that’s it. we’ve found it. the motto of the internet
(Source: workaholicsjunkie, via thetimeyou-ranwastooinsane)

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
(Source: dyslexicdan, via senpai-noticed-you-so-he)